It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

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